The dishwasher is my "b*tch"

Life as a dog is very mundane. Monday thru Friday I have the same routine. Starting at 5:20 a.m. and usually ending around 9-10 p.m.. Even my food is the same stuff every morning and afternoon. It’s just plain boring. You try eating dried food that tastes the same for your entire life. That is why I appreciate my beef, chicken and pork flavored treats. It adds variety and spice in my life. There is one thing everyday that I look forward to and that is when my parents clean up after dinner and have the dishwasher open. It’s like heaven. All the smells and flavors. It’s like going to the ice cream shop and having them mix all the great tasting ice cream together. Each bite is different or in my case each lick is different. Sometimes I get some beef, pasta sauce, salad dressing, gravy, wine, margarita, cheese, whatever has dripped off the top or I can reach my head into to lick. Besides the dishwasher, the kitchen floor is also a good place to be during and after a meal. Did I mention its like being in heaven?

I am still waiting on suggestions for a “stage name”. What do you think of Wigglebutt for a name?

Peace Out

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