You Can't Handle This

I am a “terrier” breed or better known as “terror” breed and according to my dad I am his little “terror”. Yesterday was an experience that I may never ever get to experience again. I spent the day with my pirate Aunt (she only has one good eye, so she keeps her bad eye shut) and my crazy grandma at their house. My day included 5 walks, 4 hours of playing outside and 20 minutes napping. I would have loved 1 walk, 4 hours of playing and the rest of the time relaxing and napping. I love napping/sleeping but as long as it’s on a blanket, couch, bed, or carpet. My only choice yesterday was ceramic tile. That just isn’t comfortable and for that reason if I couldn’t nap no one else was going to nap and I let them know that. Honestly, I weigh 17 lbs on a good day. I’m only 18 inches long and 8 inches off the ground. I don’t take up that much room, let me sleep somewhere comfortable.

Well, Dad picked me up after work and I was so tired I thought my legs were going to fall off. I didn’t whine or bark in the car, I just sat there and even fell asleep in the car on the way home. Once I got home I got that comfort feeling that you humans get when you’ve been on vacation for awhile and you can’t wait for your own bed to sleep in. That is how I felt. I slept 2 out of 5 hrs once I got home and still went to bed at 9ish last night. It was a fun, exhausting, life changing experience kind of day.

One last thing to say is that I love being I N D E P E N D E N T.

Check out the chorus to my latest song that drops next week.

Independent
by Lil White

I N D E P E N D E N T Do You Know What That Mean

I N D E P E N D E N T Do You Know What That Mean

They Got Me My Own Crate

They Got Me My Own Ball

Two Jobs Work Hard U A Bad Breed

If U Aint On Sit Down

If U Aint On Sit Down

If U Aint On Sit Down

If U Aint On Sit Down

Peace Out

Ruff Ruff

Photo Session In the Park (2 weekends ago)

Nobody gets the frisbee from me even if I'm taking a water break.

I guess these concrete sewer art sculptures are good for something.

It's all about community.

Dad and I posing inside the "art" work.

Getting a life lesson from Dad as we walk.

I got my summer cut (at least the first one)

My After Shots

(For a before shot, see previous post)

Weekend Update

I spent almost 15 hours outside this weekend helping mom and dad work in the garden, helped them role up the garden hose, picked up dug up roots, dug holes for new and transplanted plants, and just working on my tan. By about 8pm on Saturday and Sunday nights, I have been sound asleep, just exhausted from all of my hard work.

I get groomed today, so I will have to let you know how that goes tomorrow. It's going to be a tough chore for Kelli today because I am pretty dirty from this weekends work outside, plus I lounged under the pine tree and got sap on my belly

Here is a photo of me helping in the garden.

Yep, that's a photo of me with a shovel in my mouth. I don't like to get my paws dirty, so I use a shovel when digging.

Peace Out

Ruff Ruff

All For A 30 Year Old Man

Another Saturday night locked in the slammer and this time it was for a 30 year old man. Come on. A week and a half ago I posted on how we stopped by our human friends house of Mike and Liz up in Ponca Hills. Mike turned 30 last night, which meant once again I wasn't allowed to go to the bar and celebrate. Just because I out shotted my mom and I had to carry her into the house one night, doesn't mean I shouldn't be able to go out again. For this, I am potentially going to file suit against my mom and dad for false imprisonment. As of right now I don't have an attorney but if I would've been able to go to the party I would've been able to party with some of the best attorneys in Omaha like Mike and Liz, Kari, my mom, etc., and did I mention Don Kleine was there. I would've been able to tell him what a great deputy attorney I would be.

I off to wake my parents up from their drunken slumber. Enjoy your day and enjoy the Masters Mike.

Peace Out
Ruff Ruff

I'm on the prowl

Move b**ch, get out the way

Get out the way b**ch, get out the way

Move b**ch, get out the way

Get out the way b**ch, get out the way

By Oscarcris

I think this sums it all up

Dad says we are going to have to walk more.

Does he not remember I have really short legs and get tired really quick?

Peace Out

Ruff Ruff

I'm just sittin' out here watchin' airplanes take off and fly

So I don’t know how many Westies get to go to the airport, but I got to last night. Mom and dad found out yesterday morning that one leg of our (still assuming I’m going) Maui trip got cancelled because ATA airlines filed bankruptcy. So, after 2 hours on the phone with US Airways, Orbitz, and Discover Card it was determined that we had to go to the airport physically to confirm the changes to our Maui to Phoenix flight because Orbitz had issued us paper tickets. Mom dropped dad off and we went over to the park (CL 4ever) and we watched the airplanes and birds and ducks and whatnot. It was fun but after a half hour it was time to go home, but we made a pit stop at Mike and Liz’s house (a couple of my human friends). I was eye balling the pork roast sitting on the counter, licking my lips, getting ready to dive bomb Mike hoping he would drop it on the floor for me, but no such luck.

I would like to make a public apology to my parents for being such a pain the last couple days. I’ve been too vocal at inappropriate times (ie 515 am). I’ll work on my inside voice.

Peace Out
Ruff Ruff

The Refrigerator

In my off time I like to sit and stare at the refrigerator door, hoping that it will open up and I can hop in a grab some food. Unfortunately the door never seems to open by itself and I'm not tall enough, let alone strong enough to open the door myself. Which means I have a lot of time to read what mom and dad post on the refrigerator door. We have photos, magnets, calendars, and other unrecognizable items. But there is one quote on the door that I think everyone can learn from whether you are human or 4 legged like myself.

"Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart. To handle yourself, use your head; to handle others, use your heart. Anger is only one letter short of danger. If someone betrays you once, it is his fault; if he betrays you twice, it is your fault. Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people. He who loses money, loses much; he who loses a friend, loses much more; he who loses faith, loses all. Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. Learn from the mistakes of others. You can’t live long enough to make them all yourself. Friends, you and me…you brought another friend…and then there were three…we started our group…our circle of friends…and like that circle…there is no beginning or end…yesterday is history. Tomorrow is mystery. Today is a gift, that’s why they call it the present."
-Eleanor Roosevelt


Enjoy your day!

Peace Out
Ruff Ruff